December 2011
94 posts
emileeallison:
literally i can sing like lady gaga. i just do this thing where i halfway close my throat and make my voice like a man with a really bad cold that build snot up in his esophogus.
and i sound just like her.
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
Harajuku Barbie Girl
Is what I told Chelseia she should use as her tumblr url.
Fuck Johnny's Sushi House
Johnny, is a punk ass bitch. If you think you’re on good terms with him (as a customer/ regular) you’re not. He most likely hates you. He will be rude about all your food alergies, make fun of you, or in one case, call you a Jersey asshole right after talking to you.
He likes to call people crazy a lot too.
Oh, and he doesn’t give the waitresses tips.
I could go on for a...
Chelseia
And I are talking about all this crazy stuff. From why I walked out of work and why I’m never going back, to Cat dog and the weird spring mattress that cat would tunnel down in and write on a typewriter. We started talking about my old best friend. About how much I miss her and that I feel like we’ve both grown up so much in the last several months. Sometimes I wish we could start...